It's time to Wigl'it
Who needs a man when you've got two corgis and a jar of peanut butter?
I wish a dingo would've taken my baby, then I wouldn't have anything to do with Prince Andrew anymore

When you get older, things start to get a bit tighter in your D.A.P, Dry Ass Pussy

In fact, Meghan called me the other day and said 'Lizzie, what's the secret to a long life?', which I said 'Don't piss me off and wear a seatbelt

They call me Wigl'it, I'll jiggle it, I'll tickle it. Open up my thighs, look inside and you might see my dick. Don't call me a ma-a-a-an, my dry ass pussy is serving you gran. I'm known for my comedy, my beats and my melody. Tough as nails, pay my bails, charged with a felony! Toe, toe, hip, hip, boob, boob, tiara; watch my walk, see my smile, hotter than Sahara
Tell me... Is it too early to talk about All Stars