[Chorus: Vanity]
He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler
He's so dull, still living with his mother
He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me

[Verse 1: Vanity]
He's always calling on the telephone
He won't go out without a chaperone
'Cause he's so afraid to be alone with me
He's always reading science magazines
And he doesn't even wear blue jeans
Why can't he understand what all this means to me?

[Chorus: Vanity]
He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler
He's so dull, still living with his mother
He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me

[Verse 2: Vanity & Brenda]
He watches television night and day
He doesn't listen to a word I say
And he's always trying to walk me home from school
I'd like to tell him that I wish he was dead (Drop dead!)
But he could never get it through his head
He'll never change, he'll always be a fool
[Chorus: Vanity & Brenda]
He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler
He's so dull, still living with his mother
He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me
(Won't get anywhere, said he won't get anywhere)

[Outro: Vanity & Brenda]
He's so dull
He's so dull
He's so dull
He's so dull
He's so dull (Still living with his mother)
Now he's so dull (Bet he never had a lover)
He's so dull (And he won't get anywhere with me)
He's so dull
He's so dull (Still living with his mother)
(Bet he never had a lover)
(And he won't get anywhere with me)