[Verse 1: Vanity]
Why don't you come into my vampire boudoir?
State your delight, the rest gets bizarre
Touch me here, touch me there
Ooh, when you touch, I let go of my air

[Chorus: Vanity]
You're that someone that drives me insane
As if something got stuck in my vein
When you touch me, I scream in delight
Hurry, hurry, touch me tonight
I'm flippin' out, yeah
I'm flippin' out, ooh (Ha-ha)

[Verse 2: Vanity]
You can swallow me all in one bite
Crème de la Cocoa is what I taste like
Bite me here, ooh, swallow me there
I could follow and die without fear

[Chorus: Vanity]
You're that someone who drives me insane
Kiss my neck with your sharp fangs and stay
If you kiss me, I'll scream in delight
Hurry, hurry, try me tonight
I'm flippin' out, yeah
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Vanity]
You're that someone who drives me insane
You are that man so in touch with my vein, ooh
If you catch me, I'll sleep in delight
Hurry, hurry, catch me tonight
I'm flippin' out
I'm flippin' out, yeah

[Verse 3: Vanity]
Why don't you come back to my vampire boudoir?
I am the vamp who bites the vampire
Vamp me here, ooh, love me there
If you love me, I'll swallow your spear

[Chorus: Vanity]
You're that vampire who drives me insane
Like that sharp fang that sucked on my vein
When you bite me, I scream in delight
Hurry, hurry, bite me right
I'm flippin' out, ha-ha, ooh yeah
I'm flippin' out, I'm flippin' out

[Spoken Interlude: Vanity & Male Announcer]
Vamp, short for Vanity
A woman who uses her charms and wiles to seduce
Vampish Vanity, I am vamp!
A woman who practices seductiveness by magic spell
Erehwyreve serots drocer ta elbaliavA
LaminA dliW ,mubla s'ytinaV yub uoy ylno fI
!erom hcum ,hcum dna siht lla teg uoy ,sklof seY
!ah-ah-ah ,dedulcni ew fi tahW
!sruoy eb nac remaets tekcop eht ,seY
!remaets tekcop suolubaf eht ,suolubaf ehT
[Instrumental Break]

[Spoken Outro: Vanity]
A fool there was, and you paid your coin
To a dark-eyed dame from the tenderloin
You took me in the west coast town
And dressed me up in a form-fit gown
Filled my eyes with Bella-la-donna
And said, "Now lady, forget your honor
For henceforth now, you're a scarlet scamp
The grandest, red-lipped, black-souled vamp"
So now I lie awake in my tomb
Awaiting the next, kiss me, my fool!