[Verse 1]
Why don't you come into my vampire boudoir
State your delight, the rest get bizarre
Touch me here, touch me there
Ooh, when you touch, I let go of my air

[Chorus 1]
You're that someone that drives me insane
As if something got stuck in my vein
When you touch me I scream in delight
Hurry, hurry, touch me tonight, I'm flippin' out, yeah, I'm flippin' out

[Verse 2]
You can swallow me all in one bite
Creme de la cocoa is what i taste like
Bite me here, ooh, swallow me there
I could follow and die without fear

[Chorus 2]
You're that someone who drives me insane
Kiss my neck with your sharp fangs and stay
If you kiss me, i'll scream in delight
Hurry, hurry, try me tonight i'm flippin' out, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh

You're that someone who drives me insane
You are that man so in touch with my vein, ooh
If you catch me, i'll sleep in delight
Hurry, hurry, catch me tonight, i'm flippin' out, i'm flippin' out, yeah
[Verse 3]
Why don't you come back to my vampire boudoir
I am the vamp who bites the vampire
Vamp me here, ooh, love me there
If you love me, i'll swallow your spear

[Chorus 3]
You're that vampire who drives me insane
Like that sharp fang that sucked on my vein
When you bite me, I scream in delight
Hurry, hurry, bite me right, I'm flippin' out, ha ha, ooh, yeah, I'm flippin' out, flippin' out

[Spoken (Vanity)]
Vamp. Short for Vanity
A woman who uses her charms and wiles to seduce
Vampish. Vanity. I am vamp!
A woman who practices seductiveness by magic spell

[Spoken, played backwards (male)]
The fabulous, the fabulous pocket steamer!
Yes, the pocket steamer can be yours!
What if we included, hahaha!
Yes folks, you get all this and much, much more!
If only you buy Vanity's album, Wild Animal
Available at record stores everywhere
[Spoken (Vanity)]
A fool there was, and you paid your coin
To a dark-eyed dame from the tenderloin
You took me in the west coast town
And dressed me up in a form-fit gown
Filled my eyes with bella-la-donna
And said, now lady, forget your honor
For henceforth now, you're a scarlet scamp
The grandest, red-lipped, black soul vamp
So now I lie awake in my tomb
Awaiting the next, kiss me, my fool!