[Verse 1: Vanity & Julian Jackson]
My captain states (Get it out)
I have to wear the lace (Oh)
My captain repeated himself (Get it out)
I can, I shall
My love is written all over the papers (Concentrate)
Concentration, can't get in
Lo and behold, the word is heard all over the station
Are we having fun?

[Verse 2: Vanity & Julian Jackson]
Oh, so where do I find him?
How do I find that long white ladder that leads to him now?
How can I be saved?
They call him decision (Get in)
You want him, you take him, but he's not yours
All of us know the captain AKA lieutenant, say
(I'm praying for you, darling)

[Chorus: Vanity]
Can't get out and I definitely can't get in
So where do I hide to?
How did I get myself into?
I'm not crazy, I'm crazy, how can I escape?
Expect adventure, baby
Increase double tempo
And maybe he'll go all the way, maybe he won't
Oh, heyday
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Vanity]
Oh-oh-oh
Expect adventure, darling
It's an Alfred Hitchcock story
It goes all the way
I go all the way, oh

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Vanity]
Expect adventure, baby
Increase double intake
And maybe he will break, break
I don't know

[Verse 3: Vanity & Julian Jackson]
They call him precision (Get on)
Uh, I want him, I'd take him, but he's not mine
All of the time
The captain AKA lieutenant, say (I'm ready for you now)
Can't get out and I definitely can't get on
Oh baby, you feel so strong
How did it take so long?
It took forever, baby
Never, never enough
[Chorus: Vanity]
Expect adventure, lady
Influencing my intentions, crazy
I go all the way
I go all the way, oh
I'm going crazy, maybe
Ah, I'm going crazy, maybe

[Outro: Vanity]
One, two, three, four
Knock on my door and stay
Five, six, seven, eight
Lay down and make me wait
Nine and eleven, I think I lost my count
One, two, three, four
Knock on my door and stay
Oh, I'm going crazy, maybe
Five, six, seven, eight
Lay down and make me beg
I'm going crazy, maybe, maybe
Nine and—