[Verse: Helen and Alicia]
Ooh, Caroline, oh
Keep my name out
Of your thin mouth
What did Caroline do, Helen?

[Verse: Helen]
She stole my broccoli (ooh)
Casserole recipe
Eight years ago (ooh)
And claimed it wa hers (She claimed it was hers)

[Chorus: Doris]
No, you're not talkin' aboit my bfriend, Carolin, no
She a Chrietsn lady (Chrietsn lady)

[Outro: Helen]
She's a rotten (Rotten)
Recipe stealin' bitch
Doris
No, oh, careful who your friends are