Sathington Willoby

We are gathered here today

In these majestic halls of old

To honor a man they call

Sathington Willoughby

There's a joke or two

A pun or three

I feel that must be told

Then I go on to speak of

Sathington Willoughby

Sathington Willoughby

The legislator that penned us up a bill

That banned the use of certain things

Like this and that