Primus
Groundhog’s Day (Live at Berkeley Square)
[Spoken]
Hey hey, Bob C*ck here!

[Verse 1]
When I woke up this morning I felt a pang
I was hungering for some apple pie
Stumbled in the bathroom, I hung my hog a little bit
Washed the sleep up out my eye

[Chorus]
Oh yeah
This'll be a fine day

[Verse 2]
Scratched myself a bit, poured me out a bowl of Corn Chex
Closest thing I could find to apple pie
Lingering taste of toothpaste made the milk go down a bit funny, but you know
Them Chex, they do satisfy

[Chorus]
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
This'll be a fine day

[Verse 3]
So, after my morning rise n' shine and eat n' clean
Had my mind set to hit them streets
Drizzle from the night left the cold puddles out
Had my black stompers on my feet

[Chorus]
It's my day
Oh, it's my day
My day

[Verse 4]
Oh, since I was in knee-pants, my pop, he tried to make me realize
If I set my mind down to it, I could be a big man in the public eyes
Well, with my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way
What an ice-cold bath it was when I found you had to pay to play, hey, hey

[Verse 5]
Oh, to-to-to taste the taste, it's a t-tease that never would subside
The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes, I said
If a woodchuck could chuck wood he'd get down to his knees to pray
This little snappy boy might see the light this Groundhog's Day