[Intro]
Alright, what the fuck is this beat, man?
There's no way I’m gonna rap over this copyright-free, YouTube video sounding-ass beat
Oh shit, wait, why's it kinda hard? (Ay, ay)
Okay, I could maybe work with this (Ay, Yung Spinach Combo Meal)
(Yo, somebody give me a footjob right now!)
Yo, what the fuck? (I need a footjob!)
Yo, who's this guy asking for a footjob? (Yeah!)
Nah, that’s craz-

[Chorus]
I just passed 200 racks, I'm the best guy
I was 14 shooting blanks to some hentai
Me and bro got geeked in the back of a Best Buy
Playing Fortnite on the PCs there, we had the best time
I still wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Slide in my teacher's DMs like “Can you send me your titties?”
I fuckеd a baddie at the gym, and that shit was so grippy
I got too bored and took somе Benadryl, now everything's trippy
I'm about to catch a case, think I gotta call Saul
No bitches wanna fuck, because my dick is way too small
I always nut after a minute, and the bitch is like “That's all?”
It's been 600 days since I got hoes, I got withdrawals
I'm at the bar, my dick is getting super hard
I put my balls into my freezer, then I came inside a jar
I’m gonna steal my dad’s car, and drive it straight to Qatar
Then I'ma blow all the guys, and say- (Allahu Akbar)
[Verse 1]
I’m chilling with the boys, and everybody's on the spectrum
Hey Alexa (Yes?), can you fit inside my rectum?
I just got some K, now I think I'ma inject some
When will I get laid? See, that's the question
I feel like a Jewish guy in 1941
When I hotbox in my room, bitch I can’t see the fucking sun, ayy
This shit is my lifestyle, bitch I only just begun
Made 200K from rapping ‘bout my peepee just for fun
I don't do shit all day, all I do is disappoint
I would gladly give a footjob if it meant I'd get a joint
I'm done with that lifestyle, but that's besides the point
‘Cause I wanna give a footjob, my feet are nice and moist
200K as a teen, bitch I need a crown
Still a virgin at 19, shit is weighing down
I'm probably the only fucking incel in my town
I looked over at my roster, then I frowned

[Chorus]
We're some Young Rich Incels, gonna die before we fuck
If you've never touched a girl before then put your hand up
I got zero bodies, many Ls, think I'm hardstuck
If I'm still like this at 25, then I'll be outta luck
I still wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Slide in my teacher's DMs like “Can you send me your titties?”
I fucked a baddie at the gym, and that shit was so grippy
I got too bored and took some Benadryl, now everything's trippy
I'm about to catch a case, think I gotta call Saul
No bitches wanna fuck, because my dick is way too small
I always nut after a minute, and the bitch is like “That's all?”
It's been 600 days since I got hoes, I got withdrawals
I'm at the bar, my dick is getting super hard
I put my balls into my freezer, then I came inside a jar
I'm gonna steal my dad's car, and drive it straight to Qatar
Then I'ma blow all the guys, and say- (Allahu Akbar)
[Verse 2]
Boutta switch the language in the middle of this line
Hvis du lytter til Yung Spinach, så er du virkelig fucking sej
Jeg bruger alt for meget tid på mit værelse, jeg er så bleg
Hvis jeg mødes med en pige, tør jeg ikke engang at sige hej
Jeg tror min yndlings hobby er at sidde og rive den af
Hvis de spørger hvorfor jeg er virgin, siger jeg at jeg er i cølibat
Jeg var liderlig i går, stadig liderlig i dag
Sidder med min pik fremme, så alle damerne kan smage
I don't got no hoes, only thing I got is cash
I fucking hate politics, it's garbage vs. trash
Sometimes I sit to take a piss so I don't splash
I got shooters in the clan, no I'm not talking Clash
I don't find that funny myself, but my fans do
14 year old boys getting racist, none of that's new
We don't hate on black dudes, now we make fun of Jews
They got big noses and they wanna take my money too