[Intro: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
(My dick has a large surface area
My wrist is colder than Siberia
Eating that ass like a chocolate cookie
Eating KFP, Kentucky Fried Pussy)

[Chorus: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
I’m up in KFP, got 50s and 100s on me, you know how it be
I got a gooning degree, I nut in my eyes, I can’t see
She want the D, think we should fuck, I agree
I came before counting to three
Got good THC, packet came from overseas
Got me spinning like a DVD
They like “Spinach back!” Shit, I never left
I got fangirls and they all obsessed
20K in taxes, that shit is theft
They gon‘ take it all and I’ll be depressеd
Like good God
My shit is brown, just like Punjab
I’m really boutta go pull up to thе drive-thru for a footjob

[Verse 1: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
KFP is back, I gotta go get me a snack, then break someone’s back
I just be thumbin’ through racks, while somebody thumbin’ my crack
The goat of meme rap, they don’t do it like me
That’s a fact, I’m way too big just like Shaq
I’m ’boutta fap, give my 3-incher a slap
Wait, it’s actually shorter, that’s cap
My teachers called my songs obscene
But I got 200K sitting on my screen
I just count the green, I’m a money machine
My biggest dream is to fuck Belle Delphine, like Twomad
I couldn’t get a boner, that’s too sad
I would’ve probably smashed, but it’s too bad
600 days without touching ass (Lil Wankstain’s back)
[Verse 2: Lil Wankstain]
Lil Wankstain, yeah I’m back
And I’m still chasing a fat stack
He’s rubbing on my ballsack
While he’s squirtin’ all on my back
I’m tryna make him my husband
His booty got me bussin’
I eat that shit like a muffin
These femboys keep me nuttin’
(Oh my god, bruh, aw hell-)
But I promise I’m not homo
Diddy party’s giving me FOMO
Know I give backshots in slo-mo
I stay fucking on neat dudes
Got your uncle sending me n***s
Yeah, he got some big juicy glutes

[Verse 3: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
When I jerk off I speed up
Stroke it so fast that I heat up, I’m a real fein, yuh
I need to fuck Sabrina Carpenter or Dua Lipa
Baddie Latina, she blow me, hurricane Katrina
Spin on my cock, ballerina
I’m in between the cheeks of a thick Filipina
She wet like the local marina
My money is unrealistic
And I’m probably autistic
Make a living from rapping ‘bout this dick
Might start an OF and get rich quick
And then get leaked
The whole world gonna see my wet feet
Getting oiled up for some net NEETs
My peak, I haven't yet reached it (My main goal is to blow up)
[Chorus: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
I’m up in KFP, got 50s and 100s on me, you know how it be
I got a gooning degree, I nut in my eyes, I can’t see
She want the D, think we should fuck, I agree
I came before counting to three
Got good THC, packet came from overseas
Got me spinning like a DVD
They like “Spinach back!” Shit, I never left
I got fangirls and they all obsessed
20K in taxes, that shit is theft
They gon’ take it all and I’ll be depressed
Like good God
My shit is brown, just like Punjab
I’m really ’boutta go pull up to the drive-thru for a footjob