[Intro]
Lo-lo-local Costco's in your area
Hey girl, wanna see my Costco card?

[Chorus]
Hello, let's go to Costco
Yeah, for real tho, let's go to Costco
And we know we keep it down low
But for real tho, let's go to Costco (Woop-woop; yeah)

[Verse 1]
For five dollars get a chicken on rotisserie
No cap, I know a guy who stole one back in '17
Don't ask me how he did it, that's a fuckin' mystery
But, honestly, the story giving stores some good publicity

[Verse 2]
The gas cheap, the 'za cheap, the dogs cheap
Get ice cream, the samples, they're all free
The clam chowder we dеvour every hour
Protein powdеr, a whole pounder, now get louder

[Chorus]
Hello, let's go to Costco
Yeah, for real tho, let's go to Costco
And we know we keep it down low
But for real tho, let's go to Costco (Woop-woop)
[Verse 3]
Bulk buy, six-in-one, shampoo and conditioner
Looking for that logo, that's that Kirkland Signature
How the fuck they turn a profit, yo? When a-a—
When all the prices really stayin' low

[Verse 4]
The aisles are compact, solution for contacts
No need for a contract, we just pay the sales tax
But now we on recourse, we buy with no remorse
If we get a divorce, I'm taking back my Costco card (Fuck yeah, keep it in)

[Chorus]
Hello, I'll go to Costco
Yeah, for real tho, going to Costco
And I know the price is real low
If I go shop at the Costco

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Hello, I'll go to Costco
Yeah, for real tho, going to Costco
And I know the price is real low
If I go shop at the Costco (Woop-woop)