[Verse 1]
If I had a million bucks
I'd bet it all you're downtown drunk
And we both know what happens after that
You'll stay 'til they shut down that bar
And when that neon sign goes dark
My phone's gon' light up with a "Where you at?"

[Chorus]
You only call me when the party's over
Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone
You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey
But you just hit me with your last, last call
If you can't call me when you're sober
I ain't picking up when the party's over
Nah, nah, nah

[Verse 2]
It's always Friday, Saturday or Sunday
No, it ain't never been on Monday
Guess your phone don't work that time of week
Mmm, yeah
So next time when you're dive bar sippin'
And you dial those late-night digits
You can leave a message at the beep
[Chorus]
You only call me when the party's over
Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone
You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey
But you just hit me with your last, last call
If you can't call me when you're sober
I ain't picking up when the party's over
Nah, nah, nah (Yeah, yeah)

[Bridge]
So before you get too drunk just put that bottle down
(Put that bottle down)
We've both had enough, and I won't go another round

[Chorus]
'Cause you only call me when the party's over
(Call me when the party's over)
Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone
You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey
(Only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey)
But you just hit me with your last, last call
If you can't call me when you're sober
I ain't pickin' up when the party's over
(Hey, yeah) Nah, nah, nah

[Outro]
When the party's over
Nah, nah, nah