Rather Fanstastico! (Freestyle)

Yeah, and I have the right to remain insane

Put on a mask tight, like bane

Express anger and talk like a criminal

Kick your shitty asses and endorse the subliminal

I wash myself for an infinity with my fans, call it a fan shower

I crush the haters and make electricity solely from my man power



They said he was egocentric

Eccentrically wasting his time and they meant it

But he never wasted time, he well spent it

Every lyric pushed to the limit from his mouth when he sent shit

Out, to the audience

The rap haters saying that they bored of us

The crap raters saying that we cause a fuss

They just think we like to be notorious

So we're not wanted if it's not already obvious



People our age getting bad press

Like its some sort of contest

To see who can make us look the most content

To break the law and cause stress

Pick at us for the way we all dress

"we're a mess"

No, stop treating us as if we're all small pests

Listeners being fed by the media in their bird nests

Awaiting the latest juicy story to guzzle down and start threats



You give me a RUN for my money, I'll retrieve it at a steady pace

No moments haste will go to waste on cocky pricks who have bad taste

I'll win this race and leave no trace

You copy each other with the 'CTRL C' and 'paste'

The UK is where I'm based, lyrical genius of which im graced

Putrid fuckers I'm somehow faced

It's time to let my wrath out which was once encased



Your acting cool like a spectacular bachelor

Sucking up media like blood like a vascular Dracula

Acting hench like you have immaculate scapulars

Well i'll just mess with your head and give you cerebrovascular

I'll knock your brain to Italy and claim it was rather fanstastico!

Haha, I'll smile with glee when I point out the next looser

You'll feel like Superman getting shot down by Lex Luther

I'll crush you to the ground till your as short as a hobbit

The hulk inside me can't take much more so you better stop it

Fuck you fat fuckers I just turned to hobbits, you guys are lard

I'll hogtie you to the back of a horse and take you to Isenguard!



You inferior's can't match my superior posterior

The bacteria in my interior as rotten as my exterior

Kick you hysteria's from Nigeria to Siberia full stop period

Because for me, being in that crowd ain't aloud

I found happiness away from the mainstream

Which is why im profound

I aim higher than the atmosphere

Whilst others keep their heads in the clouds



The people sedated and the audience is passive

The hatred I created is obviously massive

They think their swag makes them smooth but it reduces smoothness

Their big heads don't hit the roof because they think their roof-less

So it feels like im gunna do a mega throw up

Immature fuckers make me feel sick so they better grow up

Their egotistic big heads get any bigger they gunna blow up!



If you tried rapping what I can, probably it'll choke your throat

Unless you like kinky shit...

Well in that case, what ever floats ya boat!

Your brains are puny so you must be loony

Tryna' get your newly fluky asses into kooky Uni

You cannot fool me or rebuke me or say some news about me

Cos I'm smarter than you lonely phonies that are down below me

We could look smarter for starters

Just by putting a pair of glasses on our asses when we pull a mooney

I'll go fascist as my A-Bomb crashes leaving ashes of the masses that act like Snooki

That means Jersey Shore whore's shall be no more 'caus of my strategic nuking