[QUINTA BRUNSON]
Being short is amazing
Being short is just fine
I'm a cheap date
'Cause I get wasted off of one glass of wine
I like being tiny 'cause there's nothing wrong
With being 4'11" and talking about it in a song

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Hit it!

[QUINTA BRUNSON]
Nothing wrong with being short
Won't you come on down?
Where crop tops are dresses and dresses are gowns
I'm 4'11" and I'm taking this town
So if you're looking for a superstar, start looking down

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Yes, yes
Ah, being short is incredible
I went for a walk through the park the other day, and I didn't even realize I had won a limbo competition
Whеn you're short, you can do anything

[QUINTA BRUNSON]
You can flip like Simone, Olympic supеrstar
Or start a war with Drake like you're Kendrick Lamar
You can be like Tom Holland and marry a 10
Or like Sabrina Carpenter and—
[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Wait
Sabrina?
Sabrina, It's the real you, What are you doing here?

[SABRINA CARPENTER, spoken]
I mean, you were talking about being short, so I thought I'd stop by

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Sabrina, can I ask you something, one shorty to another?

[SABRINA CARPENTER, spoken]
Anything

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
When you eat short rib, does it just taste like rib?

[SABRINA CARPENTER, spoken]
I never thought about it like that, but yeah
Wait, Here's a question for you When you read short stories, do they feel like novels?

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Yes! Finally, someone who understands, But being short isn't all bad

[SABRINA CARPENTER, spoken]
No, of course not
[QUINTA BRUNSON & SABRINA CARPENTER]
There's so much to there, so much to do down here
So much to see from the view down here
Door handles, window sills
Toddlers' eyes, people's crotches
And Jeremy Allen White
What is it, girl? What do you see?
Look over there
It's a pair of knees

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Oh, damn, I sound good when we sing at the same time

[MARCELLO HERNANDEZ, spoken]
Hey, guys

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Oh, Marcello, Are you here for the short-people monologue? To do the short-people thing with us?

[MARCELLO HERNANDEZ, spoken]
Oh, nah, I just thought I would come stand next to you 'cause it makes me look super tall

[SABRINA CARPENTER, spoken]
Come on, Marcello, You should be proud of being short

[DWAYNE WADE, spoken]
Yeah
I really love this song

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Dwyane
Sorry, What are you doing here?

[DWYANE WADE, spoken]
Well, I was just in the audience watching SNL, and I heard your song about being short, and I felt seen

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
But you're tall, You're 6'4"

[DWYANE WADE, spoken]
Yeah, but I'm 6'4", In, like, basketball world, that's like 4'10"
Shaq's like 7'1", Like, I just really want to be in the song

[QUINTA BRUNSON, spoken]
Alright, I can't say no to you, Dwyane Wade
Get back up here, everybody, It's time for the finale
1, 2, a 1-2-3-4

[QUINTA BRUNSON, SABRINA CARPENTER, MARCELLO HERNANDEZ, DWYANE WADE]
It's how we like our movies and how we like our margins
We've been the same height since kindergarten
Life is just more fun when you're fun size
Now it's time for the show
Quinta's here and we love