[Intro]
Picture this

[Verse 1]
The sun is shining and the birds are singing
It's a picture perfect day in May
Flowers blooming and church bells ringing
That bride's 'bout to change her last name
No, it wasn't long ago
We were headed down that road
I guess God only knows
What I'da got myself into

[Chorus]
It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that SOB
Thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me

[Verse 2]
In my free time, I'll be wetting linеs
While he's doing them chorеs at home
I'll be chasing tail and raising hell
But for him, those days are gone
[Chorus]
It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that SOB
Thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me

[Bridge]
Looks like I dodged a bullet
Had my finger on the trigger, but I didn't pull it

[Chorus]
It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that SOB
Thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me

[Outro]
Yeah, it could've been me
Yeah, it could've been me