[Spoken Intro]
Hello, ladies
I may have had to use a pitch bender to make my voice sound lower than it really is
But I just wanted to tell you that.. that

[Chorus]
I am so hot, hot, hot, hot
Nothing can cool me down
Yeah, no one's got a swagger like, swagger like, swagger like me, baby
If you think you're hot, hot, hot, hot
You better step aside
Yeah, 'cause when I step outside, outside I'm bound to start a forest fire

[Verse 1]
I'm so hot that in cold weather
You're gonna wanna take off your sweater
No need for hats and gloves
Charlie Puth is gonna warm you up with his love
(Or maybe not)
What the hell's a fireplace?
(Who knows?)
If you're chilly you will really want me in your face
(Hello there!)
Fishes were cold-blooded at one time
But that all changed when I went for a dive
[Pre-Chorus]
Halle Berry and the sun have got nothing on me
I'm a lot like baking cookies except there's no need to preheat me at three-hundred-fifty
Did I mention that I

[Chorus]
I am so hot, hot, hot
Nothing can cool me down
Yeah, no one's got a swagger like, swagger like, swagger like me, baby
If you think you're hot, hot, hot
You better step aside
Yeah, 'cause when I step outside I'm bound to start a forest fire

[Verse 2]
"DJ, turn me up"
Is something someone said who is not really hot
In comparison to me, who is dripping with hot
Man, I can't help you with something that you're not
(Good God, you're ugly!)
Sunburned people and polar ice caps
They all hatin' on me
(They wack!)
But alligators, Jersey Shore Guidos, and photosynthesis
They all got my back, bitch

[Pre-Chorus]
Emma Watson and the microwave ain't got nothing on me
I'm a lot like baking cookies except there's no need to preheat me at three-hundred-fifty, oh!
Um, oh yeah
[Chorus]
I am so hot, hot, hot
Nothing can cool me down
Yeah, no one's got a swagger like, swagger like, swagger like me, baby
If you think you're hot, hot, hot
You better step aside
Yeah, 'cause when I step outside I'm bound to start a forest fire
I am so hot, hot, hot