[Intro]
Hey Uh Um Hi
Ummmmmm
You know how you think you're so fantastic?
Oh yeah, yeah
You know, ok
I just wanted to let you know..
How should I say this?

[Verse 1]
Everybody know the kid
With the sound in the trunk
Yeah, I'm going in
I got the fat-ass bass, Kardashian
I'm a Catcher in the Rye with no record deal
Call me a spoiled brat, Holden Caulfield
Bass like saw, 'cause it shake up the town
I'm the only person, place or thing you need, noun
I'm a king, now
Hand up the crown
Escalator you're going down
Catch me in the town at the local bodega
Everybody, everybody watching me, Omega
I'm making the paper
Something about the Benjamins
You battle me that's a sin
[Chorus]
Why you always acting
Why you always acting
Why you always acting bitter?
Don't you, Don't you know
Don't you, Don't you know
That everybody follow me like Twitter? (Twitter)
And hatter why you hate, hate
Hater why you wanna hate so bad? (so bad)
You're just jelly, jelly doughnuts
Of the fucking life I have (too bad)

[Verse 2]
It's showtime, bitch
And I'm all about the fuss
I'm Michael C. Hall
I'm ambidextrous
You can't stop me dude
And I'ma go right through you like Chinese food
Sign me, dude
Can't confine me, dude
Not my fault you're in clearance
And I'm brand new (ayy)
I was a winner
You's a chicken dinner
Fourth-gen iPod touch, thinner
I gotta be anything other than everything that don't you want me to be (ayy)
I got a vendetta to be a lot better
You're gonna be able to see
And I got to do me
I got to do me
You got to be you
And I got to do me
And to go to the club you pay a fee (that sucks)
[Chorus]
Why you always acting
Why you always acting
Why you always acting bitter
Don't you, Don't you know
Don't you, Don't you know
That everybody follow me like Twitter (Twitter)
And hatter why you hate, hate
Hater why you wanna hate so bad? (so bad)
You're just jelly, jelly doughnuts
Of the fucking life I have (too bad)