[Intro: Charlie Puth]
Woah-oh-woah
Woah-oh-woah-woah
Yeah

[Verse 1: Charlie Puth]
Weren't you the one who said
That you weren't hungry
"Just go ahead and eat your food"
I was the only one
Who anticipated that dinner would suck
And my order is about to go through

[Pre-Chorus: Charlie Puth]
I'm not eating that food
There's nothing you can do
"Can I have some?" Dream, man
My hands up on the mouse
No one better be in this house
Because

[Chorus: Charlie Puth]
This is my pizza
My pizza
It's my slice, my slice, pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza
I waited 30 minutes
And now I'm chowing down on my pizza
My pizza
It's my pie, my pie
Not your freakin' pie it's mine
It's my pizza
My pizza
I waited for so long
And now I'm chowing down on my pizza
Ooooooh
Yeah
[Verse 2: Charlie Puth]
Tomatoes, hey I'll see you later
I can't eat you right now
Because I hate vegetables
I'm eating so much now
Much I never dreamed of
God, I am so happy
Now I have to throw up
*throwing up*

[Pre-Chorus: Charlie Puth]
This is my pizza
My pizza
It's my pie, my pie, pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza
It's my pie, not your pie
Pizza pie

[Chorus: Charlie Puth]
This is my pizza
My pizza
It's my slice, my slice, pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza (oooo)
I waited 30 minutes
And now I'm chowing down on my pizza