[Verse 1]
Wanna tell you 'bout my friend-a
He got hit by a Fender
But he'll soon be on the mend-a
He's of the male gender

[Pre-Chorus]
Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today

[Chorus]
Because he's in
He's indisposed
Oh well, he's in, yeah, yeah
He's indisposed (Hey!)

[Verse 2]
Found him outside the dry cleaners
Ooh, the driver's misdemeanours
I've never seen a face so green-a
He looks like the cat's dinner

[Pre-Chorus]
Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today
[Chorus]
Because he's in
He's indisposed
Oh well, he's in, yeah, yeah
He's indisposed (Okay!)

[Bridge]
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

[Verse 3]
He got hit by a car
Now he's lying on the tar
Had an experience bizarre
Not unlike peninsula, ra, ra, hey!

[Pre-Chorus]
Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today

[Chorus]
Because he's in
He's indisposed
Oh well, he's in
He's indisposed
Oh well, he's in, yeah, yeah
He's indisposed
Oh well, he's in, yeah, yeah
He's indisposed
Oh well, he's in, yeah, yeah
He's indisposed