[Verse 1]
Convict state, it just don't rate
He want to get higher
Yeah, the Apple Isle, the inbred smile
He's going to get by-a

[Pre-Chorus]
His mother's hand, he could not stand
He left for the islands
To fish and hunt, he take a punt
The New Guinea highlands

[Chorus]
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him

[Verse 2]
He had to go, the Sirocco
He's sailin' the high seas
Hollywood, Captain Blood
He's billin' the Nazis

[Pre-Chorus]
Took a rebel stand, with the contraband
Coast of Mexico
He want to pounce, like an animal
To girls, he just can't say no
[Chorus]
I said, whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him
Yeah yeah yeah

[Verse 3]
He had them all screamin' for more
He play the wild scene
Ah, scandalise, no compromise
He's down on his knees

[Pre-Chorus]
Swashbuckling, he was the king
The toast of Tinseltown
They build him up, they took it all
And then they just cut him down

[Chorus]
I said, whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him
[Bridge]
Don't tell me it's true, I don't wanna hear about it
Don't tell me it's true, I don't wanna hear about it
Don't tell me it's true, I don't wanna hear about it
Don't tell me it's true, I don't wanna hear about it

[Chorus]
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him

[Chorus]
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him
Whoa, Errol
I would give everything
Just to be like him