Yeah
We here, reppin' TFA and Vagante
Turnin' up the heat in this competition
You feelin' it, Erifarts?

Erifort's Elite? Really?
When I join their lobby they choke and retreat
Hiding under the sheets
Such babies they must be playing in car seats

New players with stars in their eyes
Join a lobby, wind up on their team by surprise
Not long after we hear their cries
When they see the teammates they got as their prize

Hitting the Mage while his hands still move?
Even Keo would laugh and disapprove
Going DA and dying to a Slime?
Telling yourself you'll do better next time?

I've got a nugget of truth for you
The Tower Serpent will swallow you like you're cordon bleu
Think you're mighty with tons of power?
All your army of wimps can do is cower

You know, let me give you a bit of advice
Far below the asking price
Put points into VIT, that might finally suffice
In getting you through a run without your balls in a vise
We'll make you like chickens: roasted and rotten
Turn you into Erifort's Forgotten
The Found Adventurers won't get got
We'll stomp on you like a Rift Juggernaut