[Chorus]
Well, I'm Philza
Fuck with me, I'll fucking kill ya
I'm the number one streamer, but you didn't hear that from me
'Cause I'm the fucking definition of humbility

[Verse 1]
I fuck bitches all day and hoes all night
And when I say bitches, I'm referring to my wife
Though she's not a bitch, though, she's the light of my life
And if you fucking touch her, I'll stab you with my knife

[Verse 2]
I end careers with just one tweet
I'll give you all of the comfort you could ever need
You wanted a man? Well, I'm a god
I own this world, and you're all poor

[Bridge]
You think you could be me, but you just can't
I'm braver, I'm stronger, I'm the best fucking gamer
I fucking died in hardcore so Minecraft could live
You wanna know my name? Well, here it is

[Chorus]
Philza
Fuck with me, I'll fucking kill ya
I'm the best streamer and you heard that from me
So, fuck you, you Philza Minecraft wannabes
[Outro]
I'm done
*murmurs*