Josh A
Manager Mike (Skit)
[Mike]
Hey Josh, that sounded great!
[Josh]
Oh, thanks man!
[Mike]
But I don't think it's the sound you should be going for, man
[Josh]
Uh what?
[Mike]
Yeah, you should be going for like that gritty hardcore, guns ,violence, drugs, all the terrible things you were surrounded with while growing up
[Josh]
Oh, so you want me to put on a fake persona?
[Mike]
No no no no no, it's just like we're trying to sell records here, and like I know what the kids want
[Josh]
But you're like 45, dude
[Mike]
I have the soul of a 12 year old
[Josh]
Look man, I just wanna be myself
[Mike]
Did you forget you're on a contract with our record company and you have to make our desired products to make the most sales?
Not to mention you're also behind on your Illuminati symbolism
[Josh]
Alright, a-alright fine
I'll just make some popular song whatever, screw it