[Intro: Lil Revive & Christmas Carolers]
Well, it's that time of the year again
Where everybody is filled with joy and happiness... It's disgusting. I might-
Oh, God who's knocking on my door at this hour?
What do you want?
Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh
What the fuck? Christmas carolers?
O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
Bells on bobtail's ring- oh my God!
They really gotta make some better Christmas music