{Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Take 1, here we go
Yeah, you may have heart about the gangster of love
And the space cowboy but I'm gonna whip a cat on you right now
Who's had more trouble, trials and tribulations}
One, two, three, hey
Yeah
It's alright
Look here
I was walkin' down the main track, one night
I met a fine chick, she was built just right
She stopped when I flashed my roll
I told her she could have all of my go
She turned around and with a frown
She said, "This ain't no circus
And I don't need a clown"
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
And there ain't no need in your hangin' around
Just to make a hit with that chick
I tried to get a Cadillac right quick
The man at the place, he looked so strange
I had 900 bucks and some change
We disagreed,I tried to plead
Well, he said, "I ain't a chicken
And I don't need your feed"
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Well, baby you're crawlin' way past your speed
I was walkin' into town in my white bucks
A man with a gun, he said' "Hands up"
I tried to get away but too slow
He got me and took all of my dough
I heard him shout as he cut out
Well you ain't lost nothin'
What you cryin' about
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
And he took my watch and I passed out
I woke up in the arms of a big cop
Police station next stop
Judge swung his fist down
Plunk, plunk
20 dollar fine cause you're drunk
Pick up the dough and you can go
All I had was a buffalo
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
But I'm sure goin' to get me some more