[Chorus: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ohh...
Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
Way over on the wet side of the bed

[Verse 1: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Just like the mighty Penguin
Flappin' her eight ounce wings
Lord, you know it's all over (Oh yeah)
If she comes atcha on the strut
An' wrap 'em all around yer head
Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm

[Chorus: Frank Zappa]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
(Yes, Chester, yes)
Shake up the pale-dry, ginger ale
Tremblin' like a Penguin when the battery fail

[Verse 2: Frank Zappa]
Lord, you must be havin' her
Jumpin' through a hoop-a real fire
With some Kleenex wrapped
Around a coat-hang wire
[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]

[Chorus: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn
Howlin' over to some antarcticulated moon

[Verse 3: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
In the frostbite nite, wih her flaps gone white
Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room (It's the hoop, again)
You know, it must be a Penguin bound down
When you hear that terrible screamin'
And there ain't no other birds around

[Chorus: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh...
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ohh...
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn
Aw, you must be careful not to leave her straps too loose

[Outro: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke]
'Cause she just might box yer dog
She just might box yer doggie
An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...
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