Jason: Live long and prosper, if you're one of us
Voltaire: May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you
Jason: Forever, we have been at odds
Voltaire: Cause you're a drooling Trekkie
Jason: Says the Lucas lackey
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony) : Whatever!

Jason: We are out in space the last frontier
Jason: Seeking life that's new and strange out here
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and new civilizations in the great beyond
Jason: boldly going where no one has gone

Voltaire: Our tale is better in every way
Voltaire: in a galaxy far far away
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): a great adventure happened a long time ago
Voltaire: but then I don't suppose that you would know

Jason: We have ray guns we call phasers
Voltaire: We have blasters AND lightsabers
Jason: We have ships that fly at warp
Voltaire: Yeah, it's called "Hyperspace", you dork!
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks!
Voltaire: yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!

Jason: Oh come on let's not fight
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : it's so unintellectual
Jason: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Voltaire: (spoken) that's disgusting
Jason: (spoken) yeah, forget I mentioned it
Jason: Klingons shooting at our starboard side
Jason: We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
Jason: We'd need a wormhole to get out alive

Voltaire: On a moon of Yavin's where we hide
Voltaire: We're having trouble with the hyperdrive
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): This planet keeps on spinning and the Death star's now in sight
Voltaire: We hope the rebels take it out in time

Voltaire: Oh, come on let's not fight
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): it's so unintellectual
Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Jason: Wouldn't it be nice
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and so much more effectual?
Jason: To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!

Voltaire: Think how awesome it would be a
Voltaire: team up with Jean Luc and Leah
Jason: Kirk and Chewie save the day
Jason: blowing up a bird of prey
Voltaire: Han and Spock they set a net
Voltaire: and trap the Borg and Boba Fett
Voltaire: While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): : Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Deathstar into bits
Jason: And then we throw the tribbles
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): into the Sarlac pit
Voltaire: and then we kicked the Ewoks into it
Jason: Live long and prosper, so say we all
Voltaire: (spoken) Wait, what?
Voltaire: May the force be with you, May the time Lords keep you
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Forever, we can Babylon
Voltaire: There's no use debating
Voltaire(lead), Jason (harmony): the Stargate's waiting

Voltaire: So come on let's not fight
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): it's so unintellectual
Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): So let's take the advice of an Asian homo-sexual...

Voltaire: "Fellow Star folks, cool it down!"
Robert Picardo: Celebrity voice impersonated

Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Voltaire: Hell, I want to be Sci Fi multi-Trektual!

Jason: (spoken) Live long and prosper
Voltaire: (spoken) May the force be with you!
Jason: (spoken) Never give up, never surrender!
Voltaire: (spoken) To infinity and Beyond!!!!!
Jason: (spoken) Really, Voltaire? Really?