When I was a young man
Who traveled 'round the world
And I've been with every kind of girl
I think I slept with half the population of Japan
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man

Back then our president
He really raised the bar for
Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar
He gave a new meaning to having an intern on your staff
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man

Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man

When you are a Tiger
And have a gorgeous wife
Sometimes you just get tired of your life
If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man

Take that motorcycle man
Who wed a movie star
While she made films, he trolled around in bars
He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man
Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man

We men we have our predilection
We'll cheat if given half a chance
There ain't such thing as sex-addiction
We're just horny bastards
And we can't keep it in our pants

It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural

Now I'm old and wiser
And have a lovely wife
And I'll be true to her for all my life
I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a superman
I guess I'm just too old and tired
To do what's normal for a man

But if I did I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth
And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat
I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand
I'd show my pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man!
And you would leave and I'd be lonely
I'd hit the bar and wreck my health
I'd cry and say I ruined everything
Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange
It's normal for a man