Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?

Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face?
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me:
He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's:
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they thinks it's strange
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Won-Ton Shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they thinks it's strange
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink
Now fess up, boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend

Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first she thinks it's strange
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

Brains.....
Bring me her brain.....
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!