I was just a noob the first time I went to Battleon
I was a stranger, in danger in a world gone wrong
I was surrounded by a sinister, unholy throng
Went to my inventory and I put my armor on

Why? No lie
It was the Day of the Dead did you hear what I just said
Oh oh oh , I wouldn't put you on
It was the Day of the dead I tried not to lose my head
Oh Oh oh right here in Battleon

The place was teaming with some creatures fighting tooth and claw
An evil skeleton made off with my new Blade of Awe
Reaching for the Book of Lore I went to see just what was going on...
Zorbak and Deady had unleashed an evil from beyond

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The locals tell me not to fear
It happens at least once a year
When Friday the 13th is near I fear that....
All the undead show up here, for the gear!

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Artix, Twilly, Warlic, Cleric Joy
Oh Oh oh, They help me destroy....
Frogzards, Wereboars, Spiders, Wolves and Slime!
Oh oh oh, I pwn them every time!