The Menzingers
Keychain
I feel my teeth turning black
I feel my hands too cold to grasp this neck
My instrument at last
I'll strangle it to death
I hear the laughs outside the speaker
At my attempts at serious
Won't hold a candle to the rest
Won't hold a candle to the best

More like a keychain flashlight busted
I'm adolescent novelty
With awkward wording I'm generic generica

I feel my lungs turning black
I feel the smokestacks closing in
Dirty fingers prewritten dreams
Selling life as a machine
I feel my aching bones inside me
Shrivel away like artifacts
With an ensignia on the back
Lettered and taped in body bags

More like a keychain flashlight busted
I'm adolescent novelty
With awkward wording I'm generic generica
It's cutting off my circulation, they've won
I'm breaking up on the outside
I crumble like dust and am carried away

Lets place our bets on all of our friends
See in the end which were despensable anyway
Expand the margins of these papers
Writing words I never meant to say

I feel my teeth turning black
I feel my hands too cold to grasp this neck
My instrument at last
I'll strangle it to death
I hear the laughs outside the speaker
At my attempts at serious
Won't hold a candle to the rest
Won't hold a candle to the best

And I'll let go
This photograph says so
I'll let go
I swear to God, of everything you told me so

Webster's would be pissed at my disrespect for protocol
Britannica's a liar the world can't be this small
Hands in the sack, attacked, never going back
To those who are taking role
Their potentials offer me nothing at all
No
More like a keychain flashlight busted
I'm adolescent novelty
With awkward wording I'm generic generica