[Verse 1]
Everyone I know's afraid
To come to my party today
The streets too rough they say
A hate parade and a bully brigade
I'm sick and tired and sore
I wish I had a robot tyrannosaur!

[Chorus]
Robot tyrannosaur
Tank-tread feet and laser claws
No head is too big
For your massive razor jaws

[Verse 2]
Meet at the scrapyard tonight
Bring a soldering guns, yeah, alright
Down by the flickerin' light
Bob will bring blueprints
Meg will bring beer
Don't need anything more
Gonna build a robot tyrannosaur!

[Chorus]
Robot tyrannosaur
Tank tread feet and laser claws
No head is too big
For your massive razor jaws
[Bridge]
The drunken mugs won't suspect a thing
Paint the body in invisible ink
No one will see it coming...
Tyrannosaur!

[Chorus]
Robot tyrannosaur
Tank tread feet and laser claws
No head is too big
For your massive razor jaws
Robot tyrannosaur
Tank tread feet and laser claws
No head is too big
For your massive razor jaws
Razor jaws
Razor jaws
Razor jaws