[Verse 1: Colt Ford]
Yes, I live in a single wide
To get up here it takes a four wheel drive
Got a mean old dog whose name is Sick 'Em Sam
I got a motor hangin' from a tree, a satellite dish, a trampoline
A '68 red Chevelle, been known to raise a little hell
All night bar fight, some of y'all say I ain't livin' right
Eat butterbeans and fried spam, I ain't what they say I am

[Chorus: Joe Diffie]
'Cause there ain't no trash in my trailer
Though you might find an empty can of beer
No, there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you out of here (woo)

[Verse 2: Colt Ford]
I burn my trash in a drum, sometimes I shoot my gun
I'm mud boggin', camouflagin'
A ball game is what I'm watchin'
I work hard, mow the yard, fish, hunt, knuckle scar
Change the oil, plow the soil, a loveable country boy
I wear a suit to church and stuff, daddy's the one that made me tough
Told me son, don't be ashamed of who you are and our family name
Makin' him proud, sayin' it loud, doin' my thing for the country crowd
I tell you the truth, don't give a damn, but I ain't what they say I am
[Chorus: Joe Diffie & Colt Ford]
'Cause there ain't no trash in my trailer
Though you might find an empty can of beer
No, there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you out of here (woo, go on, burn a little trash there for me, boys)
No, there ain't no trash in my trailer
Though you might find an empty can of beer
No, there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you out of here

[Outro: Joe Diffie & Colt Ford]
No, there's no trailer trash livin' here
It's pretty dang spotless around here now, boys (hahaha, yeah)