[Verse 1: Colt Ford]
See me and my ole lady we been fightin' a bunch
And I ain't quite for sure but I got me a hunch
Now I know I been drinkin' but I'm thinkin' kinda clear
This here's the truth and I ain't leavin' this booth
Until I tell everybody exactly what she done
I done called my boy Sunny told him bring my gun
I'm tryin' to figure out exactly what went wrong
I'm workin' daylight the dark to give her a nice home
I ain't never been the type to ask for top much
Just a meal now and then and sometimes a slow touch
Tell me what to do man whataya think
I know the waitress and the cook and they don't care if we drink
I'm just tryin' to make sense outta all this shit
Lord I'm not a violent man but the guns in my hand
Should I stay or should I go or just let it be
Lord the cheatin' woman will be the death of me

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]
Meet me at the Waffle House
It's goin' down
Just found out my ole lady's been messin' around
Meet me at the Waffle House
And bring me my gun
Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone