[Verse 1: Colt Ford]
Red light, Friday night, headin' to town
I had some George Strait crankin' with the windows down
'Til this Escalade thumpin' bass, drowneded him out
He was rattlin' his rims and shakin' the ground, aw haw
I put my foot on the gas I didn't have to go far
I found this funky little steel and fiddle redneck bar
The band was in the middle of "You're Cheatin' Heart"
I bought a bag of tater chips and a PBR
Settled down on a stool plannin' on stayin'
But when they took a break the DJ started playin'

[Chorus 1: Kevin Fowler]
Hip hop in a honky tonk
Wait a minute hold the phone somethin's wrong
I came in here to hear a country song
Not hip hop in a honky tonk

[Verse 2: Colt Ford]
Now what do you think ole Hank would say
It'd kill 'em if he still was alive today?
I bet money that he's rollin' over in his grave
'Cause Hank sure as hell didn't do it that way

[Chorus 2: Kevin Fowler]
Hip hop in a honky tonk
I'll give you twenty bucks if you turn that shit off
If you ask me it ought to be outlawed
Hip hop in a honky tonk