[Intro: Colt Ford]
Let me tell y'all a little story

[Verse 1: Colt Ford]
Growin' up I remember one year
My uncle Titus had a bright idear
He's gonna bottle up his own brew
Figured he could make a million or two
Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame
What he was bankin' on was all in the name
He called it

[Chorus: Trent Tomlinson]
Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty's

[Verse 2: Colt Ford]
He had his marketing plan worked up
He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs
He wouldn't package 'em in a six pack
He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack
And he was sure it was the next big thing
With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign
Selling