Mr. Russell:
Uh, class, um.. My name is Mr. Russell
This is Home Economics
Today we will be making bread..
Please do not throw the bread at your fellow classmates
Stupid Classmate:



Oh my eyes..!! Oh my Eyes..!!
I can feel the blood rushing down my eyes
Mr. Russell..!!
Please get me a napkin' for my eyes
Oh my eyes..!!
Oh my eyes..!!