[Intro: Insolent Myth]
Yo, yo, Insolent Myth of TSBTS and Unfortunate back there
We both here recordin' a song, anyway, yo

[Chorus: Insolent Myth]
I found a piece of chicken off the motherfuckin' street
I fuckin' love me some meat and you know my homies agree
But this ain't about dick, at least not to a degree
But can't we all just agree that dick is pretty tasty?

[Verse: Unfortunate]
I think they're okay, they don't really slay
I would never ever eat them all frickin' day
Different opinions, the respect stays, kay?
I would rather eat some mud or some nasty old clay
I'd rather bе vegan, get that out the way
I don't wanna bе eatin' on some chicken decay
I woke up today and even though I am gay
Seeing that chicken's corpse made me really wanna pray
You put them on display at the buffet every day
This ain't the way, steak is much better, ay?
You're playin' and betrayin' that chicken, you cray
We may have different opinions, but let's keep it cliche

[Chorus: Insolent Myth]
I found a piece of chicken off the motherfuckin' street
I fuckin' love me some meat and you know all my homies agree
But this ain't about dick, at least not to a degree
But can't we all just agree that dick is pretty tasty?