SMUT

Smut, give me smut and nothing but, a dirty novel I can't shut
If it's uncut, and unsub-tle
I've never quibbled, if it was ribald
I have devoured where others merely nibbled

And as the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense
To be smut it must be ut-terly without redeeming social importance
Por-nographic pictures I adore, indecent magazines galore
I like them more, if they're hard-core

Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers
Stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything, more, more, I'm still not satisfied
Stories of torture used by debauchers
Lurid, licentious, and vile, make me smile
Novels that pander to my taste for candor give me a pleasure sublime
Let's face it, I love slime

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd
I can tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!

I thrill to any book like Fanny Hill, and I suppose I always will
If it is swill, and really fil-thy
Who needs a hobby, like tennis, or philately? I've got a hobby-
Re-reading Lady Chatterly. But now they're trying to take
It all away from us unless we take a stand and hand in hand we fight
For freedom of the press, in other words smut (I love it!)
Ah, the adventures of a slut. Oh, I'm a market they can't glut
I don't know what compares with smut. Hip hip hooray let's hear it
For the Supreme Court. Don't let them take it away
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