The twelve days of christmas
(Alan Sherman)

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Green polka dot pajamas
And a Japanese transistor radio

(It's a Nakashuma.)

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
Green polka dot pajamas
And a Japanese transistor radio
(It's the Mark iv model. That's the one that's discontinued.)

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A simulated alligator wallet
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
Green polka dot pajamas
And a Japanese transistor radio
(And it comes in a Leatherette case with holes in it. So you could listen right
Through the case.)

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
A simulated alligator wallet
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
Green polka dot pajamas
And a Japanese transistor radio
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, an
D a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere because it's bent.)

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A hammered aluminum nutcracker
And all that other stuff
And a Japanese transistor radio

[Continue until. .. ]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Although it may seem strange;
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I'm going to exchange:
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not w
Hen you get it home
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter
A pair of teakwood shower clogs
An indoor plastic birdbath
A pink satin pillow that says ''San Diego'' with fringe all around it
A hammered aluminum nutcracker
A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
A simulated alligator wallet
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
Green polka dot pajamas
And a Japanese transistor radio
@parody @Xmas @seasonal @gift
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