I have told
All of my enemies
Very politely
To go home
I have seen
All of your remedies
Now won't you let me please go home

I can't find anything to be sad about
They say I'm doomed but I feel fine

I have tried
So very hard as hell
To stay away from hell
And live upstairs
When I see
All of your remedies
I try quite desperately to go home

I can't find anything to be sad about
They say I'm doomed but I feel fine
But if I'm sitting here lonely
With no one to hold me
At least I'll have my health
I'm tryin to control myself
I have told
All of my enemies
Very politely
To go home
I have seen
All of your remedies
Now won't you let me please go home

I've been acting irresponsibly
Oh what could possibly go wrong
I have choked on all your remedies
Now won't you let me please go home

But if I'm sitting here lonely
With no one to hold me
At least I'll have my health
I'm trying to control myself
I'm trying to control myself