Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?
[Intro]
Yo, this is Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Verse 1]
He can go like a cow
He can go moo, moo
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
He can go like a bee
Mr. Brown can buzz
How about you? Can you go buzz, buzz?
He can go like a cork, pop, pop, pop, pop
He can go like horse feet, klopp, klopp, klopp
He can go eek, eek like a squeaky shoe
[Verse 2]
He can go like a rooster, cock-a-doodle doo
He can go like an owl, hoo, hoo, hoo
Eek, eek, eek, eek, cock-a-doodle doo
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, how about you?
He can go like the rain, dibble-dibble-dibble dopp
Dibble-dibble-dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, dopp
He can go like a train, choo-choo-choo-choo
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Bridge]
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibblе, dopp, dopp; cock-a-doodle doo
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
[Refrain]
Mr. Brown can whisper, whisper vеry soft, very high
Like the soft, soft whisper of a butterfly
Maybe you can, too, I think you ought to try
[Verse 3]
He can go like a horn, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp
Like a big cat drinking, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp
He can go like a clock, he can tick, he can tock
He can go like a hand on a door, knock-knock
Tick, tock, tick, tock, knock-knock-knock
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Bridge 2]
Blurp, blurp, slurp, slurp, cock-a-doodle doo
Knock-knock-knock and hoo, hoo, hoo
[Verse 4]
He can even sizzle, sizzle, he can do that too
Like an egg in a frying pan, how about you?
Mr. Brown is so smart, as smart as they come
He can do a hippopotamus chewing gum
Grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum
Mr. Brown is so smart, he can even do this: he can even make a noise like a goldfish kiss
[Verse 5]
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown is a wonder
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown makes thunder
He makes lightning, splat, splat, splat
And it's very, very hard to make a noise like that
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Bridge 3]
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, cock-a-doodle doo
Grum-grum, grum-grum, choo, choo, choo
Boom, boom, splat, splat, tick, tick, tock
Sizzle-sizzle, blurp, blurp, knock, knock, knock
[Outro]
A slurp and a whisper and a fish kiss, too
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
Yeah
Yo, this is Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Verse 1]
He can go like a cow
He can go moo, moo
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
He can go like a bee
Mr. Brown can buzz
How about you? Can you go buzz, buzz?
He can go like a cork, pop, pop, pop, pop
He can go like horse feet, klopp, klopp, klopp
He can go eek, eek like a squeaky shoe
[Verse 2]
He can go like a rooster, cock-a-doodle doo
He can go like an owl, hoo, hoo, hoo
Eek, eek, eek, eek, cock-a-doodle doo
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, how about you?
He can go like the rain, dibble-dibble-dibble dopp
Dibble-dibble-dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, dopp
He can go like a train, choo-choo-choo-choo
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Bridge]
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibblе, dopp, dopp; cock-a-doodle doo
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
[Refrain]
Mr. Brown can whisper, whisper vеry soft, very high
Like the soft, soft whisper of a butterfly
Maybe you can, too, I think you ought to try
[Verse 3]
He can go like a horn, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp
Like a big cat drinking, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp
He can go like a clock, he can tick, he can tock
He can go like a hand on a door, knock-knock
Tick, tock, tick, tock, knock-knock-knock
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Bridge 2]
Blurp, blurp, slurp, slurp, cock-a-doodle doo
Knock-knock-knock and hoo, hoo, hoo
[Verse 4]
He can even sizzle, sizzle, he can do that too
Like an egg in a frying pan, how about you?
Mr. Brown is so smart, as smart as they come
He can do a hippopotamus chewing gum
Grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum
Mr. Brown is so smart, he can even do this: he can even make a noise like a goldfish kiss
[Verse 5]
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown is a wonder
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown makes thunder
He makes lightning, splat, splat, splat
And it's very, very hard to make a noise like that
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
[Bridge 3]
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, cock-a-doodle doo
Grum-grum, grum-grum, choo, choo, choo
Boom, boom, splat, splat, tick, tick, tock
Sizzle-sizzle, blurp, blurp, knock, knock, knock
[Outro]
A slurp and a whisper and a fish kiss, too
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
Yeah