[Skit: blackbear]
Chuck Norris, that's right
Bruce Lee, that's right
I'm kickin' it, that's right
I'm gettin' it, that's right
I'm smackin' tits, that's right
Up all night, that's right
I'll do it twice, that's right
Go fuck yourself two times, I said this
That's right. I said this
That's right, go fuck yourself

[Skit: Lil Richid & blackbear]
Hey, hey you still there?
Eh, I knew you bastards were still there!
That's right! Go fuck yourself!
If you wanna know, then I'll tell you right now
You better go fuck yourself two times
Because I could tell you why
If you wanna know why, I'll tell you one time
If you wanna know why, then I'll tell you two times
If I gotta tell you two times, go fuck yourself twice
Yeah, that's right
Eh, one time (Eh, one time)
There's, there's a guy name Pete Quickems
Peter "Flash" Quickems
He's the fastest man you ever seen your whole entire life
Pete Quickems!
Pete Quickems, he's so fast he come around and he score baskets from one court to the other court before the ball goes into the other basket, it comes through and doesn't even hit the ground, it comes and makes it the the other basket, and it keeps goin' back and forth until nobody can score again because—
Because he's so fast!
But you'll never see him. You know why you never see him?
If you didn't know, Peter "Flash" Quickems
Well, come over here!
Pete Quickems will be so fast, so fast that he'll come over here and knock on your door, you open the door, and he roundhouse kick your tits in
It's in, again, that's right, back flippin' kickin' tits in again
Hey, that's Pete Quickems. How ya doin', Pete Quickems?
Everybody's like, "Who the fuck is Pete Quickems?"
Smack in the face, you know why?
Because Pete Quickems heard it, he ran across the world, and he smacked you right in your fuckin' face because you—
Fastest man in the world, like, think about the name!
So don't talk about Pete Quickems. He's so fast! I, like—
Eh, one time.
Like, think about the name
The middle name is, it's like, I don't know if I can let it out to you guys
Because it's, it's, it's kind of I don't know—
Okay fine, I'll tell you: Peter "Flash" Quickems, PFQ
Peter "Flash" Quickems
That's PFQ if you didn't know
Peter "Flash" Quickems