Every year, I have the same question
Something that puts me so very uptight
Where does Santa get all those gifts from?
Why is he riding so late at night?
I know why (I know why)
The kid is high (He's high)
The kid is stoned (Stoned)

'Cause he smokes (Mistletoe)
I said, I said he smokes (Mistletoe)
Oh, he smokes (Mistletoe)
Everyone should have a peace at least once a year

But he's an institution
We like him like he is
What would ever happen
If he gave dope to the kids
Oh, ooh, I know, I know old Santa smokes mistletoe

Every year, there's something that's in me
Something that I cannot ignore
Why does Santa come down the chimney?
If he were cool he would, come through the door

But I know why (I know why)
Head is high (He's high)
Look at him, he's stoned (Stoned)
He's stoned out of his mind
Oh, he smokes (Mistletoe)
I said, I said he smokes (Mistletoe)
Oh, he smokes (Mistletoe)
Everyone should have peace at least once a year

He's an institution
We like him like he is
What would ever happen
If he gave dope to the kids
Oh, I know, I know he's smoking that ol' mistletoe
Oh yes he is

Mmm-mmm-mmm
Oh, I know, I know he's high up there (Mhm)
Yes, he is
Oh, look at him up there in the sky
I know why (I know why)
He get his high (He's high)
He's stoned, he's stoned (He's stoned)
He's stoned out of his mind
(He's stoned, he's stoned, he's stoned)

Oh, he smokes (Mistletoe)
Look at him, I know he's high (Mistletoe)
'Cause he smokes (Mistletoe)
Everyone should have a peace at least once a year
But he's an institution
We like him like he is
What would ever happen
If he gave dope to the kids

Oh, he smokes (Mistletoe)
But every Christmas even though the man he gets high (Mistletoe)
Then he gets out and he rides up in the sky (Mistletoe)
Taking toys to the kids (Mistletoe)
Feeling so good and I know he's high (Mistletoe)
Stoned clear out of his mind (Mistletoe)
Look out of your window and you'll see him ridin' (Mistletoe)
Riding so high (Mistletoe)
Spreading joy (Mistletoe)