[Verse 1]
I'm a little bit of rolling stone
I'm a whole lotta tumbleweed
Yeah, I been to the Broken Spoke
Yeah, I smoked a little willy-weed
I'm just a headlight on the highway
With a Stetson and a dream
I took some wrong turns but from there I learned
It's where I wanna be

[Chorus]
And if there's hell, I'm gonna raise it
If there's whiskey behind the bar, I'm gonna chase it
And if the band's got a bill
And my buddies are here with me
If the girls are pretty and the beer is cool
It's where I wanna be

[Verse 2]
I seen my share of blue lights
I've paddled up Shit's Creek
I went all cowboy
Kickin' ass one night down on Sixth Street

[Chorus]
And if there's hell, I'm gonna raise it
If there's whiskey behind the bar, I'm gonna chase it
And if the band's got a bill
And my buddies are here with me
If the girls are pretty and the beer is cool
It's where I wanna be

[Interlude]
Turn that banjo up

[Chorus]
And if there's hell, I'm gonna raise it
If there's whiskey behind the bar, I'm gonna chase it
And if the band's got a bill
And my buddies are here with me
If the girls are pretty and the beer is cool
It's where I wanna be

[Outro]
If the girls are pretty and the beer is cool
It's where I wanna be