Sue Ann is zoomin'
Slow Friday night
She bops down to pheromone city
Where the vibe is right
Double-clicks the icon
And waits for juice
Salt spray hits
She's thinkin' well does anybody
Have a right to feel this loose

Crazy beaches, killer moonlight
Cash Only Island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery, let Telly
Show you what you've won

It's a tiki party, in the bison room
The band sings Wooly Bully
How I love that tune
Don't forget Telly, you tell yourself no way
2 or 3 double margas
And the big jerk starts to look ok

Crazy beaches, killеr moonlight
Cash Only Island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayridе, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery, let Telly
Show you what you've won
Night is quiet, a good rain comes
Can't you hear the distant thumping
Of the Cash Only Island drums
Swell is rising, the lava starts to flow
Pick up the house phone honey, and hold for mo'
Hold for mo', hold for mo', hold for mo'...

Crazy beaches, killer moonlight
Cash Only Island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery, let Telly
Show you what you've won

Crazy beaches, killer moonlight
Cash Only Island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery, let Telly
Show you what you've won