[Verse 1]
They call me the sloth (Way down in the ghetto)
Italian spaghetti (Singin' falsetto)
Sleepin' all day (Rip Van Winklin')
Spend my nights in bars (Glasses tinklin')

[Verse 2]
I'm so bad (He's so nasty)
Ain't got no friends (Real outcasty)
Stay out of my way (Or you'll end up a cripple)
I'll take this piece of paper (And slice your nipple)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1]
They call me the sloth (Way down in the ghetto)
Italian spaghetti (Singin' falsetto)
Sleepin' all day (Rip Van Winklin')
Spend my nights in bars (Glasses tinklin')