[Intro: Trey Anastasio, Page McConnell, Whole Band]
Is there something livin' here?
Wait! I hear a sound
Is there something livin' here?
Wait! It must be that sound

[Verse: Trey Anastasio, Mike Gordon, Page McConnell, Whole Band]
Down across the angled grain
Moss piglets traverse my brain
Stuck in the waiting room
I been stuck in the waiting room
Stuck in the waiting room
I wanna go in

[Chorus: Whole Band]
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this

[Interlude: Trey Anastasio]
(I twist humor)
(Twist humor
No, I didn't ask for this)
[Chorus: Whole Band]
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this

[Outro: Trey Anastasio, Whole Band]
You should see my shiny boots
I'm gonna sing one now for Paulie Roots
It goes, I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
It must be that sound