Little Suzy Greenberg, with her head caved in
Soon to let me drown beneath the undertow
Aughta put that woman in a looney bin
Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show!

Suzy is an artist - she paints quite a lot
An artist she may be, but a genius she is not
She says she wants to be a sociologist
But she better first get checked by a neurologist

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Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy
Suzy, Suzy Greenberg
Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy
Suzy, Suzy Greenberg

Suzy's 'bout as faithful as a slot machine
Pays off once in a while, then she robs you clean
She's always afraid that she's not sure what she's worth
She's out of her mind, and she's not of this Earth

Woman walks the streets like she's queen of the town
Doesn't talk very much, she's very profound!
Little Suzy Greenberg's always playing a game
Since the day we first met, she's probably forgot my name!
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Little Suzy Greenberg, with her head caved in
Soon to let me drown beneath the undertow
Aughta put that woman in a looney bin
Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show!

Suzy is an artist - she paints quite a lot
An artist she may be, but a genius she is not
She says she wants to be a sociologist
But she better first get checked by a neurologist

Chorus x2