[Verse 1]
The first time I came over, I was bitten by your dog
You weren't even there 'cause you were walkin' in the fog
I call you up and plead and beg and talk to your machine
My friends say not to bother when you're acting pretty mean

[Pre-Chorus]
But I don't need to bother you, no, I won't play that part
I just want access to the inside of your heart
Access to your thoughts on the way that I should be
So I could start to change and maybe you could access me

[Chorus]
Access me
Access me
Oooh
Oooh

[Verse 2]
You could tell me all about all the things you did at work
The guy who sits beside you and how he's acting like a jerk
And you don't have to open up the secrets of your soul
But if that's the place you want me I'd be glad to pay the toll

[Pre-Chorus]
But I don't need to bother you, no, I won't play that part
I just want access to the inside of your heart
Access to your thoughts on the way that I should be
So I could start to change and maybe you could access me
[Chorus]
Access me

[Instrumental Outro]