[Verse 1]
I can’t spare a moment on the dog-faced boy
I won’t lend another hand to the worm girl of Hanoi
Don’t deplete my oxygen for the guy who’s turning blue
But ask me, and I’ll do anything for you

[Hook 1]
Whenever I think of you it only makes me feel sad
Whenever I think of you, the best friend I ever had
Before I gave it up all for nothing

[Verse 2]
Well, I lied and I cheated
And it made me feel bad
It made me feel guilty for not being true
Oh, the months I spend trying for a way to explain
In the end all I could do was turn my head in shame

[Hook 2]
Whenever I think of you, oh darlin', it makes me feel sad
'Cause you deserve better and once I was it
But somehow my good intentions just got up and git

[Outro]
So I can't spare a moment on the dog-faced boy
I won't lend another hand to the worm girl of Hanoi
Don't deplete my oxygen for the guy who's turning blue
But ask me, and I'll do anything for you